It seems like the people who are complaining about Yahoo! buying Tumblr don’t really understand Tumblr’s financial situation. Without outside money, Tumblr would only have been able to stay alive for a few more months. Yahoo! is not taking Tumblr away from us. Yahoo! is saving Tumblr for us.
How…
I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT
I need this on my blog again.
This is gold!
oh my god
caNNOT FUCKING BREATHE
(via pulling-myself-apart)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via motherfuckingdiamondeyes)
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
Flawless.
i’m a george takei fanboy
whispers me2
(via denytheneed)
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Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules
(Source: youtube.com, via denytheneed)